A thing I do when I should be doing homework but don't want to

Aside from laundry and cleaning my cat's litter box and cleaning my room and cleaning the bathroom, of course. Sometimes, when I should do homework but REALLY want to procrastinate, I peruse The Onion. I found this article today, which at first seemed pretty shallow, like much Onion fare. Then there was this stellar mythological reference toward the end and I laughed really hard. I'm not going to tell you what it is because you all probably need excuses to not do homework, too.